Hello my fellow nerds! I'm kubie and I just graduated with an BA in Anthropology! Anyways...this is just a page full of all the randomness that I enjoy, especially nature, super heroes and Doctor Who.
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
You have been eating healthy all day and just can’t wait to get home and eat the tub of Ben and Jerry’s you have been saving for this day. Not that it is any special day in particular, you just want to eat the ice cream because you have been thinking about it all day.
You open the freezer for this glorious moment, delicious ice cream is within grasp. You lick your lips in anticipation and go in to grab it. Your hands come up empty, “What the fuck!”.
Some ass hole ate my ice cream
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.